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	Songs!!!

These are our custom songs that we made. We were suposed to put doodles on this page, but we never really got to it. Oh well, enjoy!

I hate Wal-Mart

Swing Low by G.U. M.K. & A.M.

Christmas Shopping

(At Wal-Mart)

The presents are junk,

They could not withstand,

A nuclear explosion,

On our great land. {R}

{R}: We wish you would stop shopping,

We wish you would stop shopping,

At the Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart presents,

Show how much you care,

Their cheap, junky toys

Will lead you to stare. {R}

Why even go out,

To this store,

If at a mall,

You could buy much more. {R}

Painful it is,

To spend all that doe,

But it’s not our fault,

That you shop in the snow. {R}

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I Hate wal-mart

Re: I hate Wal-Mart,

I hate Wal-Mart.

1. When you need a bunch of crap,

Wal-Mart has got your back.

You cannot escape its wrath,

Lower prices, do the math. (RE)2. Don’t fall for the smile though it’s glad.

It’s guaranteed to make you mad.

It will crush your favorite store.

It sells legs, arms and much more. (RE)

3. The workers there are quite rude,

They have you leave in a bad mood.

You don’t need to shop there at all,

Just go to the nearest mall. (RE)

4. Can you even bear to shop;

Where they don’t even use a mop.

Some shoppers end up living there;

In a box next to pet care. (RE)

5. Sam believed in the Golden Rule,

The new owners think is bull.

They all act like they are great,

Treating us like fishing bait.

6. Super Centers on every block,

People think it’s a great shock.

If you go to the devil store,

The world we know will be no more. (RE X2 and fade)

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Steelers youre a team that made a big noise
Playin in Hienz Field, gonna be a big team some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace afta ya loose
Kickin your football's all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Steelers youre a team, big tough team
Shoutin in their face gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace afta ya loose
Wavin your old ring all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Steelers youre an old team, young team

leadin with your eyes gonna make you some money some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace afta ya loose
Somebody better put you back in your place
(The Saints sure did)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

The Stillers will rock YOU

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(if we lose, sing this.)

THE STEELERS SUCK

WE COULD OF WON,

BUT THE CHANCES ARE SLIM,

WE COULD OF WON,

GIVE ME MY SLIM-JIM

IT WAS A CLOSE GAME

EXEPT 4 THOSE @$##%&$^%$^%$ TURNOVERS

IT WAD A CLOSE GAME

WHERE ARE MY POP-OVERS?

THERE WAS A CHANCE

THEN WE DIED

THERE WAS A CHANCE

LOOK AT THE TEARS I'VE CRIED

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See? We finally finished this page!!!!

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