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Here are some of Lola's- my alter ego- Q & A's
Q- How old are you?
A- How dare you! Like, do I even look a day over 20?
Q- How many people have you been an alter-ego for?
A- Well, 8. The president was, like, so ttly BORING. All he did is work. Then there was Jarred. All
he did was try to lose weight at Subway. Like, why not just stop eating? That always worked for me!
Q- What is your favorite type of music?
A- Pop, you silly goose! Like, I ttly think it is OSM!
Q- What is your future ambition?
A- To, like, be a nail-artist! I think that they are what make girls so happy.
Q- What is your favorite color and why?
A- Pink. Pinker. PINKESTER! It is what makes my blonde hair shine and what makes me such a QT! He-He!
Q- Do you have an alter ego?
A- Yeah, PATRICE. OHMIGOD, she like, is such a freak. Yesterday she like, said "who are you, who
am I, I shall bake you into a pie. So try as you might, and you will fight, you shall never see dawn's light!" F-R-E-A-K!
Daddy will take care of her!
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Lola's Return.........
Like, OMG! Like, this evil girl, ummmmmm....
like what is her name? Well, anyway- Like, "You have won an all expense paid trip to a spa for 9 days!" So, I like, said,
"TOTTALLY!!!!" :-) and followed her into this hole where she said was a mud bath with imported mud from, like, France, I like
think. Or, at least, I think I think. So, I like, sat there for, like, a couple hours to get rid of any possible
wrinkles in the future, when this freaky kid named Timmy started hugging me. I naturally thought that he was the massuase
and laid down, so he started to freak out and got all, like, tottllay psyco, and started trying to, like eat me
or something. Then he said, "Did Lassie come? Is she here?" and I like said, "Uhhhh, little guy, you are like, sooo gonna
get, like, sued for this. Who is lassie?"
"She did it then. Do you like shrimp puffs?"
and I was like, "Omigawd! Like, you tottally like those? Like, what a total Ick
fest!"
And then he started to eat me again, so I hit him with my purse. Finally
after, like, a oodle of tries to eat me, we, like, got married, and I like, killed him so I could, like, get his money, and
he like, wasn't really dead! So I, like, got out of the well (as he called it) and started to attack that girl that put me
there! But she, like, is tottally a square and keeps putting me back in there. Right now she's handcuffed and tied
to a chair so I can, like telly my life story (that's, like, what I call this.)
Toodles!
PATRICES SEMI-END OF THE PAGE
I am patrice, and i am an alter ego of lola, the alter ego of GU. but i dont really exist anymore, so go on honnoring
lola. what a freak.
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