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ARE YOU AN IDIOT? DO YOU KNOW AN IDIOT? ARE YOU
OUT TO GET THE WORLD BECAUSE THE WORLD'S OUT TO GET YOU? THEN COME ON DOWN AND BECOME A GOTH, THE ULTIMITE QUEER MAGNET!
WHEN I WAS A TODDLER I HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND WHO I CALLED MY SPIRIT. WHEN I SPOKE TO IT, I MADE A TRIANGLE
WITH MY HANDS LIKE SHE IS. I WONDER IF THAT IS MY SPIRIT.
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GOTH JOKES.
GOTHS DO NOT GO OUT IN DAYLIGHT. THEY ARE AFRAID OF THE SUN, BUT NOT THE MOON BECAUSE NIGHT
IS WHEN THE VAMPIRES COME OUT. BUT GUESS WHAT, IDIOTS, THE MOON IS WEAK. YOU ONLY SEE IT BECAUSE THE SUN LETS YOU. THE SUN CAN
KILL YOU IF IT WANTS TO.
WHAT DID ONE GOTH SAY TO THE OTHER? HELLO, PARTNER. WHO SHALL WE CURSE TODAY?
WHY ARE GOTHS SO STUPID? BECAUSE THEY TRADED THEIR BRAIN TO THE DEVIL FOR BLACK CLOTHES.
OK, NOW WHY DO GOTHS HAVE TO BE SO STUPID? LOOK WHAT THEY SAY TO MY QUESTIONS. (WARNING:THIS MAY MAKE YOU PEE YOURSELF FROM LAUGHING)
Q- WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIRCOLOR?
A- BROWN, YOU CAN SEE SOME THOUGH MY BLACK DYE.
Q- WHY ARE YOU GOTHIC?
A- (WE GOT NO RESPONSE, BUT WE THINK IT'S BECUSE THEY WANT TO BE "SPECAIL." WELL,
THEY AREN'T, THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF GOTHS. HA!)
Q- ARE YOU OUT TO GET THE WORLD BECAUSE THE WORLD'S OUT TO GET YOU?
A- THE WHOLE WORLD ISN'T OUT TO GET ME, BUT I'M OUT TO GET IT.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE Q&A'S!
- QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY TABITHIA, THE GOTHIC FREAK WHO WRITES ON THE TOP OF HER PAPERS "TABITHIA THE GREAT"
TABITHIA HAS 2 LIP RINGS! THABITHIA HAS A NOSE RING!
YEP, SHE NOW HAS BOTH. IN THE SAME MONTH. WOW, WHAT A FREAK!
And she misses school every other day. And her minion won't tell me why, even though
I listened to her complain. Wait, all she does is complain! No wonder I can't stand her! AND Tabithia skipped school, I saw
her at a football game the same day that her minion told me that it's none of my bussiness because I asked her why Tabithia
missed school again.
I also now sit next to Tabitha, and she's a freak. She has dyed her hair black again,
but now the top is red. I think that she thinks it looks cool. I asked her minion why, and she said- "C'mon! It's, like awesome!"
Tabithia has quit school. 'Nough said.
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